9.29.2005

"Global Warming Emergency"

We now have confirmation from the world's foremost authority on meteorology, that global warming is now becoming a serious issue. That's right, Barbara Streisand herself said to Dianne Sawyer, coincidentally the same time that her new cd is coming out, that "We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense." So basically, stop using spray cans or we will all be killed by giant hurricanes and droughts. Even though the rise in temperature is due to the increase of the strength of the sun over the past 60 years, but we will forget about facts and research by real scientists for a moment to promote more liberal "save the trees" campaigning. Streisand then added... oh, and don't forget to buy my new CD.



Jake
The Young Conservatives