Some liberal's essay on how he is right (no pun intended) and we are wrong

"This is the world of the Republican Party, split open like a rotting pumpkin. Crime after crime after crime being investigated, all revolving around the Republican money machine. Every seed connected by the strands of money they share between them Wheres my money?. Barely-laundered campaign money passed in the palm of every flabby handshake. Every player in boldface, underlined print in the Rolodex Aww, did I miss when they handed them out? of every other.

And still, this same bottom-tier world of flag-waving supporters still obsessed over an extramarital sex act I actually don't give a damn..but if you say so, it must be true, but offended to the point of sad, blustering threats at the notion that crimes by gilded and worshipped Republicans sorry, I don't worship anyone (that includes Jesus....Alvarez) are really still crimes.

Your party has set aflame the entire political landscape, and now, once burned, you warn sternly from the branches of a burnt-out tree about "playing with fire" I like your lack of proof, it really makes it sound truthful. You used the ashes of one of the great liberal who the hell cares if it is Liberal? cities of America, New York City, as war paint for your own sick, racist Again, where's your proof, you are making deliberate untruths to demonize Conservatives and you call us sick dreams. You shudder at a burning flag maybe because it is an awful thing to see something you love so much destroyed, but I do not wish that such actions were banned, yet are willing to snip-and-cut basic tenets of the Constitution as needed or convenient.

And now, you're outraged, not by any of the rest of it, not by anything that has come before, but because a few prominent Republican faces have -- shock of shocks -- been indicted in probes that have spanned years of investigation, and interrogation, and deposition Politicians will always be politicians; I mean Ted Kennedy isn't exactly Gandhi is he?. That, you say, represents the underpinnings of a civil war.

You poor, hollow, blood-painted clowns Why do you need to insult to make your point? It just shows your incompetence at providing an adequate argument without resorting to third-grade jeers. Cheering the trials and failures of your country with the same pennants and giant foam hands I do not have a pennant or Giant foam hand; I have the Flag of the United States of America, the same country that allows you to voice your opinion that you wave at your favorite sports teams. Willing to accept the most outrageous of lies and yet you believe that Bush is a tyrant, uh yeah I don't know if you have looked up the definition, but tyrants aren't usually voted into office then re-elected for only four years, if they are spoken from your favorite talking heads and you aren't? I have my own opinons, not O'Reilly's, and soothe your own notions of America for you, and only for you.

And as for the audacity of Democrats speaking up during this process... the redfaced, you should actually have an 'and' there flatulent uh, are you sure flatulant is the word your looking for? fury with which you declare Republicans off-limits to that which you so gleefully hurl yourself...

Welcome to the world of the politics of personal destruction, you tubthumping, chin-jutting, Bush humping gits more insults, Jeez; show some class, try to make your point without a 'pottymouth'. Welcome to the nasty and partisan world that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Hugh Hewitt, Grover Norquist, Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, and a legion of insignificant lowest-rung toadies like yourselves nurtured into fruition daily with eager, grubby hands, and now look upon with dull-faced faux horror I am sure Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan and others just like them aren't partisan.

I know you hate me no, I pity you, and anyone else to dares disturb the thin strands of alternate reality in which George W. Bush is an intellectual giant my god, your opinion, How bout some facts?, Saddam really was responsible for 9/11, the economy is getting better by the minute, and we capture the most very important members of al Qaeda on a weekly basis.

But here's some advice. You'd better start hating me more uh, no, it's you who hates people. This is the world you forged and, unfortunately for you, I'm beginning to take a fancy for it. Welcome to the politics of your own party, finally sprouting from the ground on which you planted the seeds and shat upon them.

.....So don't give me chest-thumping crap about civil wars, if your politicians are indicted. Don't give me visions of a lake of fire, if all those who find you loathsome refuse to suck at your teats of scientific ignorance in the name of religion I am totally not religious, and yet I am a conservative MY GOD, racism in the name of freedom GIVE EXAMPLES, and corruption in the name of the New World Order yet, just the other day, it was the liberals who were crying for a new world order and the destruction of Israel; who are the nazi's now?.

Get used to the world you have created, and the stench your worshipped heroes again, I don't worship anyone have unleashed."

- - - Hunter, in response to a threat of civil war from Mark Noonan (Republican apologist)
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Yeah, basically this guy is just on a crusade to piss people off. What is truly sad is that he has some writing skill and he wastes it using insults to convey his message. Unfortunately (for the effectiveness of this essay) he used absolutely no examples or proof. Had he done so, his argument would have been far more convincing. He wants us to hate him, but how can you hate someone who wants to be hated? Honestly, it is like he is begging for people to send him letters so he can turn around and use it against them. This is completely pitiful. He has some writing mistakes in there that Word could have corrected and that really makes him seem a little less smart than what he was going for. Also his 'extensive' vocabulary just appears to make him sound smarter, but remember kids; you can tell if someone used word to create complex synonyms. His irritating blanket statements start to get annoying; especially those that refer to conservatives all are white christians. Since I am no fundamentalist, this annoys the crap out of me. Anyways, I was just picking apart his essay to convey his ignorance about Conservatives.


Goggalor
The Young Conservatives